The last book I stayed awake reading was…

Kelli: I’m not much of a reader so I would say The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, but that was probably two years ago at this point.

Troy: Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of The Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It.

The last new word I learned was…

Kelli: Cacodemon. I was trying to find the word for a hellish person and that popped up. Immediately obsessed.

Troy: My friend used the term ​“meet cute“ in a text the other day and I made fun of him because I thought he misspelt something. That’s more of a phrase, but you get the point.

The last blind item I read was…

Kelli: ​“While out of the country, this A‑list reality star from a family full of them yelled at a waitress for not emptying the reality star’s ashtray after the star had smoked one cigarette. Apparently she likes a fresh one brought for each new cigarette.” Kendall Jenner/​Kardashians/​Paris, France

Troy: The last blind item I read was from 2011, and it was about Lindsay Lohan visiting a spiritualist who told her she was the reincarnated spirit of Marilyn Monroe.

The last meme that made me laugh aloud was…

Kelli: This meme from @sluttypuffy. I love memes about being messy – every once in a while I have been known to stir a pot or two…

Troy: It’s so stupid but this person edited a video of Trisha Paytas shopping at Victoria’s Secret Pink in like 2012, to look like she was in the store glitching… You had to be there.