Just when we thought scenes with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker couldn’t get more cringey, The Kardashians Episode 7 found a way to let us know things can in fact get much weirder.

Just days after the news of Kravis’ Dolce and Gabbana lavished wedding in Portofino, Italy, fans are getting a little more insight into the couple’s fertility journey – and after watching this episode, it’s clear they’ll do anything for that baby, including partaking in an Ayurvedic cleanse which prohibits them from working out, consuming caffeine, alcohol, and sugar, and having sex.

Anyone who’s been keeping up with the couple can get an idea of how hard that last one had to be for them. I mean, anytime they appear on The Kardashians they are making out or straddling one another and while I love love, I can’t help but sometimes feel like I’m watching something I’m not supposed to watch. And the Hulu series’ seventh episode, “Where I’ve Been and Where I Wanna Go,” is no exception to the awkwardness despite how entertaining it was.

When telling the good ol’ family about everything they had to give up, matriarch Kris Jenner made the mistake of asking what sex had to do with it, which led to what possible exceptions there may be.

“None of it,” Kourtney told her family. “‘Cause we were like, ‘what about oral sex? What about hands? What about feet?’”

The momager was left practically speechless.

It was revealed that their last egg extraction from a couple of episodes back did not go according to plan and per Kourtney, the Panchakarma cleanse, the one thing they haven’t tried, is a way to release all the toxins deep within the tissue in order to have better quality eggs. In a conversation with Ayurvedic expert Martha Soffer, the eldest sister even said her doctor suggested something a little unusual to help her thyroid levels.

“He told me that the thing that would help it was drinking his … cum, like, four times a week,” she said through laughter as the Blink 182 drummer responded, “I love this doctor.” They also made sure to shout out his “grade-A sperm.”

Later on in the episode and following the five-day precleanse, Kourtney and Travis began the real work – for seven days and four hours a day they attended a spa that gave them personalized treatments. For Kourtney, a ginger probiotic that warmed up the womb for a baby. And for Travis, a massage that left little to the imagination.

While this episode was not the most dramatic, it surely makes it to the top of the list for most bizarre. As Kim Kardashian attends Vogue photoshoots and Kylie Jenner goes through a car wash, or as she puts it a “tourist attraction,” leave it to Kourtney to spend her week doused in oil and depriving herself of life’s greatest offerings.

The Kardashians airs every Wednesday at 9 p.m. PT / Thursday at midnight ET on Hulu.