Albert Einstein and his wife are being shown around the Warner Bros. studio in Hollywood by Jack Warner. “Doctor,” he tells the great man, “you have your theory of relativity and I have mine: ‘Never hire a relative.’ ”

On their first date, a starlet named Jackie Park goes to Cary Grant’s house, and the handsomest man in Hollywood greets her in a white silk blouse, velvet pants and gold lamé shoes.